PLAY THE ADVANTAGE

I should do a serious post about how Manuel Pelligrini’s unprecedented attack on Jonas Eriksson can’t go unpunished. (And by serious, I mean one that sadly does not include the word asshattery.)

I should examine the virtual bloodbath of red cards in just two days’ worth of Champions League matches.

I should talk about what should happen to Arsenal’s Goalkeeper (the spelling of whose name I’m too lazy to look up) for metaphorically telling the fourth official to go $!#& himself.

But I’m so disgusted by all of the sordidness of the last few days that I don’t feel like doing any of that.

So here are some pictures of Nicola Rizzoli’s hair.

Champions League Final Hair

“You Make Me Sad” Hair

Rain Proof Hair

Over Product-ed Hair

Didn’t Go Home Last Night Hair

You’re welcome.